Very Literal

At music class today, the class was making a "map." Each child was asked where they would like to go. One little globe-trotter said Telluride. Another said she wanted to go to a friend's house. Colin said he wanted to go over a bridge. "OK," said the teacher, drawing a picture of a bridge on the map. "What's under the bridge?" Colin looked at her with a puzzled expression and said -- "air."

Imagine that.