I am NOT making this up!

You won't believe me, but this conversation really happened.

Colin announced that God was a bad guy. Under probing, he elaborated that God was naughty and deserved a spanking. He cited his cousin Lani for this information stating that "she knows everything."

"Lani said that God was naughty?" I asked, shocked.

"You were there, Mommy. She said we needed to spank God for our food!"

I never laughed so hard in my life.