The Talk

To avoid offending delicate sensibilities, I will refrain from posting the details of my unfortunate (for me) recent discuss of sex with my two children (ages 6 and 4). Suffice it to say that when I was done explaining the mechanics (all the while thinking "why me, Lord?") my children's reaction was predictable.

Caroline said "Ewww! That is so gross!"
Colin, on the other hand, looked like he was thinking that was the most wonderful thing he'd ever heard in his life.

Yep. He's a boy.