My daughter, the author

Caroline can't spell for beans, but she sure can write! She was given an assignment to write sentences about a tree. The sample sentence was "my favorite climbing tree is big." Here is Caroline's essay (spelling corrected):

"My favorite tree has smooth dark and fat branches. I love to climb it. This may sound silly, but I call it the Mother Tree because it looks like a young woman Ent."

Gee, I would have expected a second-grader to know that female Ents are called Entwives! Sheesh, what a dummy. ;-)