Would You Rather...

What is it about boys? This is Colin's writing assignment. The topic was "Would you rather?"

Would you rather be a worm, or the most tastiest breakfast cereal?
Would you rather be eaten by any of these sea creatures? (illustrations show people being eaten by sharks, etc.)
Would you rather slay a dragon, slay a vampire, or stick a knife in your stocking 5 times a day? (Odd note off to the side says "like Columbus" -- don't know what that's about.)
Would you rather chew your pinky, your ring finger, your index finger, your pointer finger, or your thumb?
Would you rather ride a wolf, or pick up cow dung without gloves?
Would you rather have worm pizza or snake pizza?
Would you rather sing or read, or would you rather sleep in your own bed?